League of Legends - Trumped up Rock, Paper, Scissors

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:18 pm

I could be reading it wrong, but I think we are currently ranked #1 in Bronze V.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:57 pm

Agreed. There are four teams in the promotion series. We won our first one, two others have lost one and there's one team that hasn't played a game yet. So, we are ahead of them because we have a win. We are also still ahead of BlackKnightsofBrittania who are in Sixth place.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:59 pm

Also, Theo thought he was the first on the team to get a triple kill. He was not. That was our third one. We have had no quadras or penta though. I think he thought he was the first because we have zero in the third multi kill slot, which is Quadra.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:05 pm

Bought Rammus a long time ago to play with. Tried him again tonight. Not bad.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:49 pm

When I was trying Rammus out our team had a hard time coordinating with his taunt. Rammus would taunt and no one would follow through with taking out everyone who was taunted.

Maybe everybody else has learned to suck less since then.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:39 pm

Rammus only taunts one person. So, maybe you were using him wrong.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:46 pm

I meant multiple times. I couldn't EVER get anyone to take out the guy I taunted because I was, apparently, taunting the wrong person.

Sometimes you people really piss me off.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:20 pm

Can't you literally taunt them over voice?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:58 pm

Nah, it's an actual ability in game. You "taunt" them and they auto-attack you for X amount of time. Basically ties them up for that time period so they can't evade.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:01 pm

Is anyone in tonight?

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:50 pm

There's a new ARAM map coming soon. I'm sure Gordon is chomping at the bit to play it.

Unless I get busted early, I am out tonight. I should be on Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday though. (Might be 10ish Wed.)

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:35 pm

Anyone else on tonight?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:44 pm

I will, but this week will be later for me. Kid is in the school play, it starts this weekend, so this week is late dress rehearsals and whatnot. 10-10:30 for me for the next few days.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:29 pm

I will, but this week will be later for me. Kid is in the school play, it starts this weekend, so this week is late dress rehearsals and whatnot. 10-10:30 for me for the next few days.

Well, on behalf of everyone who has had real life/family/work issues cause them to be late...

"You are such an asshole! We're sick of waiting for you to get on!"

(Although to keep others from getting too high on their horse...he's letting us know in advance...)

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:34 pm

Getting on later means you love your kids more. Isn't that the new rule?

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Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:40 pm

I think only someone with severe parental guilt could reach that conclusion.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:43 pm

I made a decision a minute ago.

I am going to write it up in my will that when I die, my tombstone reads, "Here lies Gordo.
Leisher loves the cock.
So does Cakedaddy"

Except using your real names.

Really dumb and immature, but goddam, it's like I am almost looking forward to death just so I can get that headstone up.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:53 pm

You won't have the balls. Plus, I'd love it. I'd be immortalized permanently in a way that people ARE going to talk about. People with IQs above 10 will know your little statement is an insult (and imagine if they research my love life to confirm...I LOVE the idea of future people looking into all the women I've slept with. I don't know if anyone could ever get me a better gift.), so the historians will be wondering if you were a petty man or if this was some sort of joke.

Now get serious about this because I think you've got 2, maybe 3 years left. I base that on your ability to stay awake and not be crotchety.

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Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:58 pm

Revision

"Here lies Gordo.
Leisher loves the cock. Follow the trail of herpes for proof.
Cakedaddy loves the cock too, but was never able to find a dude willing to give it to him so there is no trail to follow."

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:11 pm

Still the best gift ever.

Sadly, your herpes line gives you an immediate lack of credibility. I'm sure by the time your tombstone is relevant our medical records will all be public. Someone standing at your grave will be able to instantly look up my lack of herpes.

As for your rip on Cakedaddy, you lose credibility there too. I'm sure his doctor's notes contain information about him losing his rectal cherry...