Least sexy actresses

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Wow.

Not a list to be on, but hard to argue with the people on it. Although, I do disagree with Lucy Liu and Uma being on it.

Who watched that pool scene in Wild Things and thought Denise would ever make an ugly list?
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I was expecting Melissa McCarthy or something.

The women on that list certainly aren't tops on my list, but they're mostly not butt either.
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Well, it's not like they put that chick from Precious on the list.

Still, perhaps you have to be considered "sexy" to be on the least sexy list?

So that would mean that all included are still fuckable, but they'd be your last choice.

That still doesn't explain why Hillary Swank is on the list though. That is not an attractive woman.
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Hilary Swank's a woman? Christ, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like an Edsel.
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I agree with a lot of it.

I think Sarah Jessica is unfairly picked on too much.
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Agree with Gordon.
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I have always felt that way, but the picture they used for this article does make her look like a horse.
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I think SJP is extraordinarily ugly. I don't think she is picked on enough. She stopped being cute after that movie with James Caan and Nick Cage.
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Leisher wrote:I have always felt that way, but the picture they used for this article does make her look like a horse.
What picture of her taken in the past decade doesn't?
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I used to agree with Gordon, but in the past couple of years she's gotten weird looking.
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Well, I mean, she got famous 30 years ago, people don't stay hot forever.
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And obviously unattractive people are bad and should feel bad.
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TheCatt wrote:Well, I mean, she got famous 30 years ago, people don't stay hot forever.
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GORDON wrote:And obviously unattractive people are bad and should feel bad.
No, but those who resort to bad plastic surgery because they don't want to age gracefully should feel bad.
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It's not the fact that she's not sexy any more that's bad, it's that she continues to get roles, and act like she's still sexy that's bad. Go ahead, get old. It happens. But don't take roles that only sexy people should have and then strut around in real life like you are still sexy. That's just gross.
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I can't think of a single movie she has been in, in the last 10 years, besides that Sex and the City one. Or two. Wasn't there a sequel?

I don't see that she is hogging all the good roles from the attractive women.
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She's averaging about a movie a year since 2000, minus the Sex and the City flicks.
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Again, I can't think of a single movie she has been in . ;-)
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