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You voted for Romney, didn't you, you bastards?
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We all watched an Elmo documentary on Netflix recently... this whole thing makes me uncomfortable since I feel like i know the guy.
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Wow. Splinter.
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GORDON wrote:We all watched an Elmo documentary on Netflix recently... this whole thing makes me uncomfortable since I feel like i know the guy.
And you wish it had been you instead of the 16 yo?
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yeah nailed it
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GORDON wrote:yeah nailed it
That's what he said.
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He said nothing of the sort!
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The kid lied.

http://www.foxnews.com/enterta....estnews
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Gordon no longer jealous.
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Kids re-renegs
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Gordon jealous again.
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Clearly this kid is unhinged and useless, so there's no way to trust what he says. And at this point who gives a damn?
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Unfortunately, unhinged and useless people still get legal consideration in this country.
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Malcolm wrote:Unfortunately, unhinged and useless people still get legal consideration in this country.
Example: Nancy Pelosi
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Elmo didn't know that Elmo should never stick his dick in crazy.
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Elmo resigns.
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The people, they smell MONEY... 2nd accuser steps up
The accuser — who is now in his 30s — has filed a lawsuit against Clash ... claiming the two met on a gay phone chat line back in 1993 ... when the accuser was 15 years old and Clash was 32.

In the suit, the accuser reveals his name — Cecil Singleton. His attorney also provided TMZ with a photo.

...In the suit, Singleton claims ... although the sex occurred nearly 20 years ago, he didn't take action until now because ... he "did not become aware that he had suffered adverse psychological and emotional effects from Kevin Clash's sexual acts and conduct until 2012."

Singleton is demanding more than $5 million.
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Fuck that. I'd undercut and pay some other dude $1 mil to accuse the dude asking $5 mil of some "past improprieties."
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Didn't we have a thread about how much was it worth to you to be gay?
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I don't think "to be gay" was in the equation.
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