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Post by Malcolm »

Leisher wrote:I figured voice. Cobra Commander had a whiny voice.
We'll see. I get the odd feeling they'll try to sell him as a evil, debonair millionaire, his face will be fully visible, & his voice whiny in the wrong way.
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Finally saw this film, since I might actually want to see the sequel with Bruce Willis.

HOLY SHIT the extremes of good and bad....

Some of the worst acting this side of Dungeons & Dragons, which coincidentally had the same goddam Wayans brother in it. To ensure he never accidentally tries to act again he needs to be taken behind some barn and shot. And then burn him and have Keith Richards snort his ashes. Then kill Keith Richards.

And I don't know how they managed to get Quaid to read those lines....

And hey, let's have a big chase through Paris to save innocent people, and ignore the innocent people both sides are killing during the chase.

All in all, ugh. I hope the sequel was worth that pain.
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Post by Leisher »

GI Joe 2 delayed until 2013.

Official reason:
"We need the time to make it 3D."

Actual reasons:
1. Channing Tatum is a star now and they kill him off quickly apparently.
2. Focus groups shit all over the movie.
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