Request: Deer hunting tips

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:58 am

Any photos of the 10 point buck?

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:03 pm

Will see if Gordo can help me out with that. Out of freezer space. Made it up to 40 pounds of hamburg, still around 15 to go.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:27 pm

Yeah I have it on my phone. I'll put it online later when I am not surfing porn.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:40 pm

You chafing yet, Gordo?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:27 pm

So much porn. There must be over a hundred websites on the internet.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:58 pm

There's even more sites than that if you search for hetero porn.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:43 am

This is the picture Unk texted me:

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:59 am

That is one horny deer.

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:32 pm

Never had him weighed but some of the older deer hunters said around 200 pounds. Which the meat pretty much verified. I end up with a full cooler with 70 pounds of meat. You lose about 2/3rds in bone, fat, hide.
When I hung him in the garage his nose was and inch off the floor and his hooves were a foot from the ceiling. I have 9 foot walls.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:33 am

I heard the same thing about the meat.
Specifically I was told that they were about 1/3 guts, 1/3 skin & bone, and 1/3 meat.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:43 pm

Went out early this morning. Saw no deer.

Went out this evening, and saw one, but it wasn't in range.

Going out tomorrow morning. Wish me luck. It's the final day of deer season.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:06 pm

Didn't see any deer in the morning.
I went out for a couple hours after lunch while my girlfriend napped. Nada.
We went back out in the evening, and didn't see any deer either.

Deer are ninjas IMO.
And squirrels like to mock you.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:28 pm

Killed a button buck this PM. My friend's wife helped me dress it. Fun!

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:40 pm

thibodeaux wrote:Killed a button buck this PM. My friend's wife helped me dress it. Fun!

Man, you fucked that deer!

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Best photoshop evar</span>

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:42 pm

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:48 pm

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:18 pm

Still counts.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:11 am

thibodeaux wrote:Decided to try my hand at deer hunting. Anybody got any tips, especially in regards to dressing/butchering the kill?

You should ask your wife's friend.
You know, the one who'll she'll be porking when you're out of the picture.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:40 am

If you're referring to my post, I actually said "friend's wife." Otherwise, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:34 pm

Dagnabbit I can't tease you about a woman showing you how to clean an animal.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that at all.