Failure

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:14 am

Obviously, this question won't apply to the rare female visitors to our forums, but for you gents:

One of these will never work again in your lifetime, but you get to choose which one...

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:13 am

Failure is not an option.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:36 am

Ha!

I actually heard this question on Bill Burr's podcast, and he had a pretty good answer for it without not answering or cheating the question.

I'll share it after a few votes.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:45 am

This is definitely a Kobayashi Maru scenario.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:47 am

Can I give up 1 eye and 1 ball, and split the difference?

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:22 pm

So Bill Burr essentially said, "As you get older, your penis becomes less important."

Look at the bright side, you'd get more work done...

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:58 pm

So... who chose eyes?

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:00 pm

Me. You guys are crazy.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:35 pm

As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:02 pm

TPRJones wrote:As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.

I don't understand this at all.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:56 pm

Please give your wife my condolences.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:36 pm

No idea what you're talking about.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:51 am

I asked my wife in a hypothetical female situation... and she said she'd rather be blind.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:17 am

I respect her immensely.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:28 pm

Leisher wrote:I respect her immensely.

I was going to reply with "Well, it won't do much good without my penis..." but I really didn't want to explore that conversation.

I was also trying to imagine a world in which we're both blind, can't take care of the kids, etc... but can screw like rabbits.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:54 pm

I assume you can still use the penis for urination?

I use my eyes pretty much all of my conscious life.
I use my penis substantially less than that.

Besides, I like being able to drive, work, hike, fish, kayak, etc. I'm not going to give that up so I can have 30 seconds of sex a few times a week.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:15 pm

Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:35 pm

I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:19 pm

Leisher wrote:I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.

lol.. no worries, i am too.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:37 pm

TheCatt wrote:Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

But how can somebody see enough?
There is no refractory period where I don't want to see anymore (except after tubgirl and goatse).

I think that if one were to lose their schlong, his body/lifestyle/mentality would adapt and compensate in some way. You'd either evolve a new form of sexuality or the importance would diminish.

Yes going blind would do lead to adaption, but it'd be a lot more extreme and you just can't compensate for the impact it would have on your life.