He can't fit into their booths, so that's THEIR fault!!! It's not his fault for being out of shape and unable to control his eating habits. It's their fault for not super sizing their restaurant to accommodate his lazy, unhealthy. and irresponsible lifestyle.
And before anyone gets on here talking about this guy might have a "gland problem" or any other excuse, let me point out that he's at White Castle.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell