I'm completely hooked on all the tornado coverage right now...
Look at those red zones. Even though the probability of a tornado hitting your home is low, you've still got to be more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs every time a storm rolls in. (Yes, I know some weird southern phrases thanks to my time in the service.)
Crazy year for tornadoes, but not unprecedented.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
The perpetual exploding of meth labs in the area might just produce big enough pressure waves to force away any tornadoes that get close by.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."