So says some dumb bitch.
Her lawyer claims it's not about the money. Sure. She wants to outlaw a gaming concept that has been around since the first carnival, but it's about "the children" and not her $5 million payout. I'm sure she plans on giving that money directly to a charity that helps kids deal with gambling addiction thanks to playing whack-a-mole at Chuck E. Cheese.
Meanwhile, the local Chuck E. Cheese here is plagued with parents dropping their kids off like it's a daycare, cars being broken into in the parking lot, violence among parents (a guy got pistol whipped here a few months back), teens using the place as a hang out, etc. while Chuck E. Cheese turns a blind eye to all that. Those aren't problems that can negatively affect children apparently...no, it's them trading tickets in for tootsie rolls that is the real evil.
Chuck E. Cheese = Casino
According the Union-Tribune, Keller's agent says the money isn't the main priority. He says it's to prevent Texas-based C-E-C Entertainment, Inc. from keeping machines in its game rooms.
So, she wants ... a non-machine-based way of dispensing tokens? Wtf?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."