Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

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Best parts:

Giant Octopus taking out the F-22.
Mega Shark taking out the 747.


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Someone please tell me this is a joke, this is not really a movie someone is making.

Please.
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TPRJones wrote:Someone please tell me this is a joke, this is not really a movie someone is making.

Please.
This is right up Sci-Fi/SyFy's alley. & Lorenzo's. There's no way it's NOT genuine.
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When is this movie airing? It must be seen.
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I think it's going for the snakes on a plan type of bad movie thing.

I'm going to assume similar results.
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Has potential to be one of the best worst movies ever.
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I saw this on the shelves at the rental store and had to get it.

I am happy to say that this film does not disappoint. It is incredibly horrible. One of those rare films that is so bad that you enjoy watching it.

The whole thing is amateur hour. From top to bottom everyone involved turned in a shitty performance.

Bad acting? Check

Bad direction? Check

Bad camerawork? Check

Bad editing? Check

Low budget? Check

Horrible special effects? Check

Shots used over and over and presented as new? Check

Illogical story and bad dialogue? Check

Pointless romance? Check

This movie has it all.

The story has two giants from Earth's past getting released from an icy prison thanks to the military using illegal equipment and global warming. (Way to stay unpredictable Hollywood!)

Anyway, after that things really get silly. Nothing in this film makes sense. The love connection is pointless and comes out of nowhere. There are so many flaws that it's impossible to list them all here, but I will say that one of the best is the octopus losing two limbs yet having them later.

Just a terrible, terrible film and everyone involved should commit ritual suicide.

If you love camp and watching terrible films, this is a must see.

1 out of 10.

The one point is for giving "Plan 9 From Outer Space" some company on the list of worst films ever made. Kudos!




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Post by Malcolm »

I'll record this when it's on. Somehow, I get the feeling the edited network version isn't much worse than the unedited DVD cut.
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Blu-Ray on sale for $5.00 at Best Buy. Better jump on it while they are still in stock!!

You'll find Mega Piranha for the same price.
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