I'm about to be forced to pay$21 for 2 light bulbs

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http://www.newsnet5.com/money/21210294/detail.html
Akron-based FirstEnergy said Monday that distribution will begin in mid-October. Two compact fluorescent light bulbs will be mailed or hand-delivered to residential customers of Ohio Edison, Cleveland Electric Illuminating Co. and Toledo Edison.

The cost of the program will be underwritten by customers, who FirstEnergy said can recover three times the cost through projected energy savings. Reports indicate that there will be a 60 cent charge on customers' bills for the next three years.


I wonder if one can opt-out.
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On the "Contact Us" page at firstenergy.com...
I just heard about your plan to deliver two fluorescent light bulbs to all of your customers, and charge them $.60 a month for the next 3 years.

Tell me how to opt-out of this plan. I already buy 6-packs of these light bulbs for $15, and I don't need another two for $21.


I doubt I will get satisfaction.
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FirstEnergy has received your inquiry. We will respond to your message
within 48 hours. If you need to contact us about this request, please reply
to this e-mail, including the Request Number in the Subject line or call
your FirstEnergy Contact Center.

Thank you for visiting FirstEnergy's Web site.
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You will get 2 lightbulbs, and like it.
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It would be a shame if the lightbulbs were broken in the mail and they had to give you a refund. And of course if someone shows up to hand them to you, just refuse delivery.

Given the price they are charging it sounds like a bit of a scam, sort of like those printer cartridge phonecall scams. Might be fun to take them to court if they push the issue. But only if have a free/cheap lawyer friend who is interested.




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Dude, just go to this website and when you navigate away, they'll give you 2 free ones.

Tell your energy people to visit once for every customer.
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Great they last 10 times longer. I already have a house full of them now. So by the time they burn out and I need the new ones I will have lost them. Which means I will have gotten 0 dollars use out of my 21$.
But if anyone is serious about them I have found the best deal on them at Lowes. Mid 2$ a bulb.




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What complete bullshit. especially the last paragraph:
Thank you for utilizing FirstEnergy's Customer Care website for your
account needs. Ohio Edison/Toledo Edison/The Illuminating Company is
focused on helping our customers lower their electric bills by reducing
energy use and increasing the energy efficiency of their homes and
businesses. CFLs are simple yet effective tools for saving energy. For
example, replacing a single 100-watt incandescent bulb with a CFL of the
same light output can reduce your electric bill by $10 a year. That’s $10
for every bulb you switch, so your savings can add up.

If a delivery person comes to your house when you are home, please simply
ask them not to deliver the bulbs to your home, and they will move on. If
you do receive bulbs – either through the mail or at your door – feel free
to give them to a neighbor, friend or a family member. If you want to
dispose of them, check if your municipality permits you to put CFLs in the
garbage. If so, seal the bulb in two plastic bags and put it into the
outside trash, or other protected outside location, for the next normal
trash collection. If not, you will need to properly recycle the bulbs.
CFL recycling is available free of charge at The Home Depot stores – or
your municipality might have other CFL recycling programs available.

This CFL program is part of a statewide effort under Ohio’s new energy law
(Senate Bill 221) to reduce the amount of electricity customers use. As
with most state-mandated programs that are designed to benefit all
residential customers – such as energy efficiency programs and
environmental projects – the costs incurred by the utilities to implement
the program are included in residential customer rates. So all customers
share the costs of the programs over a period of several years.

Sincerely,

Rachel
Customer Service





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Time to get a new utility company, IMO.
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Yep, lots of options available for my electricity needs.

On a serious note, I have the highest roof in town and I'm thinking about a wind turbine.
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GORDON wrote:Yep, lots of options available for my electricity needs.

On a serious note...
Wait, does that mean you were being sarcastic? You don't get to choose your electric service provider in Ohio?

That sucks. Move to Texas.
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Only one electricity provider as far as I know. I hope I am corrected.
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Texas is one of the few places where you can pick.
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I think I read that even if I generated my own power with solar or wind, I AM NOT allowed to sell it back to the grid, like other places can. First Energy doesn't allow it. The best I can do is a $0 bill that month. They'll take my excess electrons, they just won't pay me for it.

If I recall correctly. I heard this quite a while ago.
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GORDON wrote:Only one electricity provider as far as I know. I hope I am corrected.
Same here. Xcel shitty-ass power.
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TPRJones wrote:
GORDON wrote:Yep, lots of options available for my electricity needs.

On a serious note...
Wait, does that mean you were being sarcastic? You don't get to choose your electric service provider in Ohio
What the fuck you talking about? People get to choose?
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Great I can give them to my sister. Just looks like I still have to pay for them. Fuck me already lowering my bill years ago, cheaper. This is about as big of bullshit as I have heard in awhile. And fuck no I'm going to refuse delievery. Might steal a few more when he turns his back.
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I suppose we could break them on the pavement of our local First Energy office, then inform the EPA they have a mercury spill.... I might get $21 of entertainment from watching that.
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GORDON wrote:I think I read that even if I generated my own power with solar or wind, I AM NOT allowed to sell it back to the grid, like other places can. First Energy doesn't allow it. The best I can do is a $0 bill that month. They'll take my excess electrons, they just won't pay me for it.

If I recall correctly. I heard this quite a while ago.
We can sell back, but only at wholesale prices, not retail.
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unkbill wrote:What the fuck you talking about? People get to choose?
Yup. I just checked my zip code and there are over 30 companies offering over 100 different plans where I live.
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