Bioshock

Post by **Leisher** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 am

Not being made by Uwe Boll.

Thus, it has a chance of not sucking.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:14 pm

Oscar nominee John Logan (The Aviator, The Last Samurai) is already in the frame to provide the script...

Goddamnit. Both those films sucked donkey nuts.

Chappelle's Show said it best. "'The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise? What the hell is that? Hey, I got an idea for a film. How about 'The Last Nigger on Earth' starring Tom Hanks?"

& let's remember Gore's non-Pirate flicks, like Mousehunt, the (crappy American) Ring, the Mexican, & the Weather Man.

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Post by **GORDON** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:57 pm

The guy who wrote the script for last samuiri jist put in his dances with wolves vhs and wrote everything down that he saw, then did a find/replace every "sioux" with "japanese."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:01 pm

GORDON wrote:The guy who wrote the script for last samuiri jist put in his dances with wolves vhs and wrote everything down that he saw, then did a find/replace every "sioux" with "japanese."

Ah, that would explain why it sucked so hard, then.

Dances with Wolves was utter ass. I dunno how the fuck it won anything.