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Sienna Miller -- the Baroness? Wtf? & the dude playing Duke looks like a preppie loser. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Cobra Commander? The punk kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun? Goddamnit. Marlon Wayans? Goddamnit. Arnold Vosloo? Alright, that's a plus. Well, and Ray Park.

Man. That's just a mixed fucking bag. & no Stormshadow?
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Malcolm wrote:& no Stormshadow?
I haven't seen anything yet but there is no way that they would leave out stormshadow. Snake-eyes has to have someone to have a badass ninja sword fight with. They just haven't shown him yet.
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No Destro yet either.
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Bruce Campbell as Shipwreck or I'm boycotting.
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Leisher wrote:No Destro yet either.
Forgot about him.

If they are including Zartan then they must have destro. Unless Destro is the main bad guy in 2.
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Even when I was like 15ish watching the Saturday morning cartoon I wondered where the Joes got the hundreds of millions of dollars for all of their war machines.
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GORDON wrote:Even when I was like 15ish watching the Saturday morning cartoon I wondered where the Joes got the hundreds of millions of dollars for all of their war machines.
And why these war machines were unable to kill a single person?
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WSGrundy wrote:
Malcolm wrote:& no Stormshadow?
I haven't seen anything yet but there is no way that they would leave out stormshadow. Snake-eyes has to have someone to have a badass ninja sword fight with. They just haven't shown him yet.
Stormshadow? Wtf?
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Remember, Ray Park is short and Stormshadow is Asian, however, he needs to have the mask on.
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Stormshadow needs his goddamned ninja outfit, not bulky-ass trench coats.



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I didn't notice that. I agree.
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Full cast and pictures.

The addition of Brendan Frazier is cool, but as Gung Ho? Odd.
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For a military operation they have a pretty lax dress code.

Judging by those pics, I'm predicting this flick will suck.
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GORDON wrote:Judging by those pics, I'm predicting this flick will suck.

Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra fucking Commander. There's no way it can't suck. Unless he gets downplayed & they rely chiefly on Eccleston as Destro. & Arnold Vosloo. Wow. Alright, always good to see Darkman.




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Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra fucking Commander.


Cobra Commander has never had his helmet off to my knowledge. If they do the same in the film it might work.

If not, it could easily be the worst casting ever.
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I always thought he looked cooler with the sheet over his head instead of the helmet.
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Forgot about the blue sheet. Agreed. It made him more evil and less campy.
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Yeah, when he'd the helmet he just looked like a normal Cobra goon w\ a visor. But if you're going for the helmet/hood look, then you're choosing him for what ... voice? Recognition?
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I figured voice. Cobra Commander had a whiny voice.
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