Tales from the Darkside
(For those of you who remember this show, which is to TV what B-movies are to Hollywood), best plot synopsis ev4r : "A woman challenges a mummy to a game of strip poker."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."