Random Images from Around the Web *NSFW*

[TheCatt]

I almost bought a Subaru in my last shopping cycle and my middle kid told me, "Dad, those are lesbian cars."

100%. My lesbian cousin has one. But they are super practical. Like lesbians.

As the guy who does this, it's true. If I sit down, it's bad.

Yeah.

Incorrect. You should be wearing black to contrast with your pale skin.

I'm glad someone else has standards around here!

Naked women, still amazing.

[Leisher]

Interesting. How much is due to tech? How much is due to poor ticket sales and ratings due to agenda pushing? Got to be a little of both, right?






Catt has a strange showering technique








It's not a mental health issue though...






The Obama statue didn't turn out so well








As one person pointed out, only one of these seat belts works...




I like to think this happened to our Stranger






Seriously, why doesn't some team do this?




Strong disagree with the "Karen" label. Karens don't have fun, this woman was having a blast.




Straight to fat jail.




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[TheCatt]

Catt has a strange showering technique

Dont knock it until you try it!

It's not a mental health issue though...

I just can't believe posts like this are real. But then I remember how stupid people are, and... maybe?

I like to think this happened to our Stranger

Straight to fat jail.

Yes. Also,that one above about the angles is also 100% accurate. Ugh.

You know what's nice? 1 naked woman. You know what's nicer? 2 naked women. You know what's better than that? 3! (and so on)

It's like when my team is DESTROYING their opponent, say 57-6 in football, and my wife is like "Is this even fun?" HELL YEAH IT IS. Like 57 naked women instead of 1.

[TheCatt]

[Leisher]

I just can't believe posts like this are real. But then I remember how stupid people are, and... maybe?

I always hope a lot of the things I post aren't real, but then I remember the average IQ in the U.S. is 99... There are genuinely a LOT of stupid people.

Those subtle pictures are really nice. That last one could be hung in the Louvre.

[TheCatt]

Those subtle pictures are really nice. That last one could be hung in the Louvre.

I really liked the 1st and 3rd. Kind of pictures I'd like to take. Final meeting with surgeon on Monday!

[Leisher]

Brilliant


Pussy really is the most powerful thing on the planet.






















Based on recent gaming controversies, this might be the most accurate meme ever made




My dream home








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[TheCatt]

Brilliant

I dont know how many trans-women that guy has met, but... I have some bad news.

Hey look, D's get degrees!

[Leisher]

I don't know why this style became a thing, but they're all going to regret it.







Today in men can literally never do anything right in the eyes of women...




Honestly, kinda true. The majority, not all, of successful people are shit husbands, wives, and parents.




Related: I hear LA is still counting US goals from their match against Belgium, so we've still got a shot!






Truth. Body cams have completely backfired on those pushing for them. Now some of the most viral videos on YouTube are bodycam footage showing the human garbage police have to deal with on a day to day basis. The usual consensus in the comments are along the lines of "It's a fucking miracle of good training and patience that cops don't kill more people each year."




Meanwhile, the Chinese give no fucks


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For the shutterbug... First picture shows a flat tummy, but a bad angle on the face. (Still a pretty woman, just not her best angle.) Second picture really highlights the face and is seductive, but is unflattering to the tummy.












I get the message, but the placement of that tattoo is a choice...

[TheCatt]

I don't know why this style became a thing, but they're all going to regret it.

Well, there we go. The definitive 2020s look.

The majority, not all, of successful people are shit husbands, wives, and parents.

I'm offended? Or not successful enough? lol

What does the face model / western game company thing mean? Or just that it's a trans person?

Yeah, that second pose will make normal tummies have a roll. Also, her face is smoothed to hell. I wonder what her real face is.

I get the message, but the placement of that tattoo is a choice...

On the one hand, near her heart. On the other hand, near her boob, which moms do share with their babies.

Those last boobs are fake, but they still look pretty decent.

[Leisher]

I'm offended? Or not successful enough? lol

1. I added a qualifier!
2. While you did great to retire early, you are not the type of person that refers to. Those people don't retire.

What does the face model / western game company thing mean? Or just that it's a trans person?

Western devs are woke and have been making women super ugly and bashing Eastern devs for making them "unrealistic". (I'll share some info in the gaming area later.)

I wonder what her real face is.

I appreciate that for modeling work, but so many women do that for every picture now. Filters and angles... I see stories all the time on X and Reddit about people showing up for dates only to meet a woman who was clearly using false advertising. What did they think would happen when they used those filters?

On the one hand, near her heart. On the other hand, near her boob, which moms do share with their babies.

It's so weird. "Look at this tattoo I got for you mom, oh and here's my tit." Or she's getting fucked and she asks the guy, "What are you thinking about right now?" There's now a greater than zero chance he says, "Your mom."

Those last boobs are fake, but they still look pretty decent.

Yeah, I think the larger the fake tit, the worse it looks. Plus, tit men are statistically far more likely to cheat and treat a woman badly. So, why go super large? IMHO, B-C is ideal. Anyway, you'll see the same girl in the next group. It's a different angle and it's more obvious that they're fake. Still would though.

[TheCatt]

Filters and angles

God I hate filters.

There's now a greater than zero chance he says, "Your mom."

But does that make him go limp or extra hard?

B-C is ideal.

Sometimes a nice D. But yes.

[Leisher]

But does that make him go limp or extra hard?

We'd have to see mom.

[TheCatt]

If I took that picture, I'd just retire.

I wonder how edited it is. Aside from "very"

[Leisher]

Very cool picture.

[Leisher]

Is that Sydney Sweeney? Whoever is teaching her first aid is doing a great job!




Still one of my all time favorite gotchas from the woke arm of the MSM.




I don't know if he's gay, but he's definitely not the model of a modern major general. (That's an old pull, but it's a good joke.)


In my experience this is correct.


Marry her?






For comparison's sake


Oh Netflix...




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Bad angle and terrible pose. Beautiful girl, but this photo should have stayed on the camera.






Blaming pedophilia on Climate Change is pretty fucking disgusting





The girl with the fakes from the previous post.

[TheCatt]