Random Funny Internet Things (not pictures)

[TheCatt]

Turns out, I'm most vanilla person out there and you all are just fucking freaks.

lol. well, man whore just means you give it up to anybody. Not that you're any good at it

My wife and I are not terribly freaky, imho, like a 4/10 kink scale I'd say, but according to her, we're freakier than all of her friends. So I told her she's blessed.

[GORDON]

Man whore means he gets paid to fuck, possibly dudes depending on how you read it.

Man slut is someone who gives it up for anyone. Possibly dudes, if my passwords are any indication.

And, even though women will talk to other women about bedroom things, I promise at least half are still toning down the kinks, when they talk. Women are still all about social acceptance.

[Leisher]

Not that you're any good at it

I cum, so...

Man whore means he gets paid to fuck, possibly dudes depending on how you read it.

Man slut is someone who gives it up for anyone. Possibly dudes, if my passwords are any indication.

Just stop. I'm not going to fuck you. No matter how much you keep trying to will it into existence, it's not happening. I know this doesn't make me a modern man, but I like women who have naturally occurring vaginas, not surgically created ones or penises.

Women are still all about social acceptance.

There is truth in this. I think they're willing to go as far as the conversation allows. No woman is voluntarily telling her friends that she wears a Shrek mask and pegs her husband with a green dildo. However, if they start talking and the conversation builds in such a way that their reveals get grander and grander, she could get there.

[TheCatt]

[Leisher]

The bishops being gone made me chuckle.

[GORDON]

Without bishops, there may not even be a war.

All the gay kings would get together and bang it out.

[Leisher]

Not bad.

[TheCatt]

Not bad.

Better than it had any right to be.

[Leisher]

[Leisher]

[Leisher]

[TheCatt]

They could probably sell tickets.

[GORDON]

I don't know why, but twerking is just so unappealing to me.

[TheCatt]

I don't know why, but twerking is just so unappealing to me.

Sorry there are no men in that video.

If a hot woman is doing it, I'm good.

[GORDON]

Looks so ghetto.

[Leisher]

This dude makes Biggie look like Skinny.

He keeps talking about Snoop getting off his dick. I don't think it's physically possible for anyone to be on his dick.

[Leisher]

[GORDON]

I dig it.

[Leisher]

[Leisher]

Hilarious and oddly true.