Fantastic Four trailer

Zetleft · Post by **Zetleft** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:03 am

I can watch that all day, god bless the ocean

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri May 18, 2007 10:10 am

Before the Silver Surfer rose, a German film company had the rights to make a Fantastic 4 movie. They were about to expire, so they had to make something to hold onto the copyrights. This is the result.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:58 pm

But no one is hotter than Janeane Garofalo. She is perfection embodied.

I must've missed this the first time around.

Really? Janeane Garofalo? I used to think she was mildly interesting looking. In fact I once dated someone who looked kind of like her, only thin, pretty, smart, and attractive to men.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:06 pm

Leisher wrote:In fact I once dated someone who looked kind of like her, only thin, pretty, smart, and attractive to men.

So, what part was like her?

Post by **TPRJones** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:10 pm

Yeah, really. Although since then I've also grown rather fond of Sarah Silverman.

I like the funny short raven-haired bitchy girls.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:12 pm

Paul wrote:Fantastic 199-4.

Before the Silver Surfer rose, a German film company had the rights to make a Fantastic 4 movie. They were about to expire, so they had to make something to hold onto the copyrights. This is the result.

So Uwe Boll is just continuing a proud German tradition of completely screwing up what could otherewise be good, pop culture movies?

This is their payback on us for when we made them stop killing jews.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:52 pm

TPRJones wrote:Yeah, really. Although since then I've also grown rather fond of Sarah Silverman.

I like the funny short raven-haired bitchy girls.

Is it just me, or wouldn't it be a lot sexier if she was holding holding the head of a real gorilla? While standing on the corpse of said gorilla? While she's wearing some sort of bikini armor, and carrying a jeweled dagger? With a black castle in the background and the form of a wizard's with the eyes of David Hasselhoff appearing in the clouds?
With Pegasus arching across the sky? (But not a unicorn, because that'd be cheesy)

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