Today's Moron Champion

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 2:38 pm

He should start a career as a psychic.

Post by **Leisher** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 1:52 am

Congressional candidate hopes to win by releasing a full sex tape with a porn star.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:34 am

Leisher wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 1:52 am Congressional candidate hopes to win by releasing a full sex tape with a porn star.

Good for him.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:54 am

Herschel Walker, again

Walker has repeatedly said he worked in law enforcement. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, he did so at least three times before entering politics.

Walker told an audience of U.S. servicemen and women, “I worked in law enforcement, so I had a gun.” In 2017, he claimed, “I work with the Cobb County Police Department.” In 2019, Walker also told listeners, “I spent time at Quantico at the FBI training school. Y’all didn’t know I was an agent?”

The Journal-Constitution called the Cobb County Police Department, which said it had no record of Walker being employed there. Walker’s campaign then told the paper he was “an honorary deputy,” which Cobb law enforcement officials also could not confirm.

Earlier this year, Walker did tweet a photo of what he said was his honorary sheriff’s card from Cobb County. But that’s far from “working in law enforcement.” Being an honorary deputy, a local prosecutor told the AJC, is like having “a junior ranger badge.” Just don’t tell Elvis that.

Post by **Leisher** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:16 pm

Both parties seem to be filled with the stupidest and most unethical human beings alive.

Idiocracy is inevitable.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:50 pm

Dude...

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:58 am

I guess the brain damage keeps the kids as believers.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:11 pm

Dude rents plane for a date, walks into the propeller.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:53 pm

I'm guessing he got no head.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:50 pm

Was he a large, bald German man?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:54 pm

you see "no head" has a double meaning, both literally that he got his head chopped off, and "no head" because he was on a date and there was no fellatio, after. so that was super clever.

But also I understood the Indy reference.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:06 pm

Dude goes crazy, takes family with him. not fatally. like, literally with him on a trip.

I feel like they could have put this up front

In the recording of the 911 call obtained by CNN, made just after midnight on October 16, Cirigliano said he needed someone from the Fremont Police Department immediately.

“I need some police protection immediately,” Cirigliano can be heard telling the 911 operator. “It is of vital national interest. It is related to September 11th, and people want to erase me from the face of the Earth.”

Post by **Leisher** » Sun Oct 23, 2022 11:42 pm

Ocho Cinco can't do math.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 8:38 am

OK, so... how does the restaurant process that? Seriously, I want to know!

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:26 am

Seriously. Maybe they had to call the bank?

Chad's Twitter signature is pretty awesome though:

McDonalds is cheaper than therapy, there is no “we” in fries & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:27 am

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:58 am

He looks like he's about to get drilled when the video ends.

Post by **Leisher** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:11 pm

Nobody will notice...

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:59 pm

If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 5:20 pm

Article