Today's Moron Champion

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:12 pm

27 people in an SUV? Definitely illegals or day laborers.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:23 pm

Or stupid teenagers. I crammed 8 in a Chevy Chevette, once.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:13 pm

Or clowns...

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:59 pm

Yeah, so I wasn't sure if it was stupid people (teens), or illegal people.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:35 am

TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:57 pm Although, maybe it was a boatload of illegals coming across the border? I dunno.

It was.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:56 pm

Victim makes a mistake in judgement, but the moron is the killer.

He might as well have hung a sign outside of his apartment that said "I just murdered someone".

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:10 pm

Leisher wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:56 pm Victim makes a mistake in judgement, but the moron is the killer.

He might as well have hung a sign outside of his apartment that said "I just murdered someone".

Torture + death penalty

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:38 am

Here's a thought: "Ask your new MIL about how to handle the situation instead of doing something so low class and stupid."

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:48 pm

Leisher wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:38 am Here's a thought: "Ask your new MIL about how to handle the situation instead of doing something so low class and stupid."

Every involved can go fuck themselves.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:44 pm

Sharon Stone still pushing the story that she was duped into not wearing panties in Basic Instinct.

1. How about asking to see the playback so YOU could determine if your panties could be seen?
2. How about suggesting you wear skin toned panties? How about black panties? How about panties with a picture of a vagina on them?
3. Do you understand how cameras work? Hint: If one's pointed at you, it sees you. Thus, if it's pointed at your crotch...
4. When they said, "we can see your panties, take them off" what exactly did you think they would then see?

P.S. It made your career.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 4:53 pm

Someone didn't read their owner's manual before towing their brand new Jeep

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:56 am

Florida woman goes to school, "super glues" boxing glove to hand, fights middle school child.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:02 pm

This TV writer who found weird shit in his cereal.

General Mills is being polite while getting dragged under the bus, but honestly, they should absolutely be screaming, "HEY DUMBFUCK!!! THERE'S FUCKING TAPE CLOSING THE BAG! THAT DIDN'T TIP YOU OFF THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND SOMEONE ELSE TAMPERED WITH IT!?"

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:11 pm

Leisher wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:02 pm This TV writer who found weird shit in his cereal.

General Mills is being polite while getting dragged under the bus, but honestly, they should absolutely be screaming, "HEY DUMBFUCK!!! THERE'S FUCKING TAPE CLOSING THE BAG! THAT DIDN'T TIP YOU OFF THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND SOMEONE ELSE TAMPERED WITH IT!?"

The tape does seem to indicate someone fucked with it (bag #2). But the shrimp look like they went through the cereal production process.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:25 pm

The fucking pettiness on display here shouldn't be a crime, but should give the victim the right to legally kick the other guy in the balls.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:31 pm

Leisher wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:25 pm The fucking pettiness on display here shouldn't be a crime, but should give the victim the right to legally kick the other guy in the balls.

He deserves more than a kick in the balls.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:37 pm

If he didn't get a receipt, he can claim he hasn't been paid yet

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:13 pm

GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:37 pm If he didn't get a receipt, he can claim he hasn't been paid yet

There was a paystub included with the pennies.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:14 pm

This company

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:02 pm

UK fucks up big time.