I wonder if a storefront with an office and a desk could be viable, if your job is making decisions for people.
"I really want this face tattoo, but I feel like maybe I should pay the rent. Would it be a good idea if I was short on rent?"
Charge them $20 per decision (more if it takes more time to think), and see what happens. I don't know.
Have a hotline. "Is it ok if I bang this tinder stranger without a condom? He assures me he's clean."
"Good Decisions, Inc."
"Good Decisions, Inc."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
"Good Decisions, Inc."
I genuinely think you would get business. However, you need to spin it to the positive.
"Life Coach, Inc."
Call anytime and for $5 a question we'll help you make the best decisions!
Of course, you'll be exposing yourself to lawsuits...
"Life Coach, Inc."
Call anytime and for $5 a question we'll help you make the best decisions!
Of course, you'll be exposing yourself to lawsuits...
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
"Good Decisions, Inc."
They're already making bad decisions, maybe they'll throw a Jackson at me before they do.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."