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So I was chillin with a lady friend last night and we were flipping through Netflix looking for a movie. The cursor stopped on 'Love,' and as we were reading the description, autoplay kicked in.

Opening scene is an attractive couple masturbating each other, graphically. More.graphic that Cinemax softcore, not quite penetration-closeup hard core. But there are several graphic dude cumshots (Leisher service), and a few times it is obvious that penetration is happening.

This movie is over 2 hours long (3.5 hours if you get distracted in the middle, and rewind it because you want to see what you missed). It's 75% sex, with an actual kind of story threaded in. I didn't know stuff like this existed on Netflix.

There's a camera gimick where the camera "blinks" to make the viewer think they're actually there, and observing, and blinking. That's a dumb gimick and they shouldn't do it again.
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Good thing you didn't try to watch something like that on Amazon Prime. They censor their stuff.
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Like it said... I had no idea Netflix had porn. .
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GORDON wrote: Like it said... I had no idea Netflix had porn. .
Get your mind out of the gutter; It's an erotic art film.
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The penis closeup with ejaculate heading right toward the camera lens screamed for 3D treatment.
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:D
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