Kingsman: The Golden Circle

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
Post Reply
Leisher
Site Admin
Posts: 71819
Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 9:17 pm
Contact:

Post by Leisher »

Article.

Kingsman was easily one of the best films of the last several years. I look forward to this sequel with a slight bit of concern. There's no book to base this movie on, so...
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Alhazad
Posts: 1263
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 2:55 pm

Post by Alhazad »

I'm crazy about Julianne Moore, so that's good.

Even if the plot is shit, it should have some really incredible fights to its name.
We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story
GORDON
Site Admin
Posts: 56735
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:43 pm
Location: DTManistan
Contact:

Post by GORDON »

I'd like to see Eggsy dealing with genital warts that he got when he plugged the Princess of Denmark in the pooper, last movie.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Malcolm
Posts: 32040
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 1:04 pm
Location: Minneapolis

Post by Malcolm »

GORDON wrote:I'd like to see Eggsy dealing with genital warts that he got when he plugged the Princess of Denmark in the pooper, last movie.

Better...

Merlin: So, what was it like?

Eggsy: What?

M: Fucking the trannie prince who'll be a princess in a few months.

E: What the fuck?!?!

M: Are you kidding me? He wouldn't stop talking about how The Crying Game was the greatest movie of all time. Kept quoting it constantly. It's all on his facebook page ... hmm, along with pictures of you two going at it.

E: Why the hell didn't you say anything?

M: I thought you would've noticed. I mean, didn't you think it was weird you got anal right away? Sure, a blowjob maybe, but who offers an ass ramming within five seconds of meeting you?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Leisher
Site Admin
Posts: 71819
Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 9:17 pm
Contact:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Post by Leisher »

“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
GORDON
Site Admin
Posts: 56735
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:43 pm
Location: DTManistan
Contact:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Post by GORDON »

The tone is quite different. I hope it retains the charm of the first one.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
GORDON
Site Admin
Posts: 56735
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:43 pm
Location: DTManistan
Contact:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Post by GORDON »

It was ok. The kid said, "Fun." First one was better.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Leisher
Site Admin
Posts: 71819
Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 9:17 pm
Contact:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Post by Leisher »

First one was better, but this was indeed fun. Definitely a darker tone in terms of what happens, but overall it felt like a Kingsman movie.

Keep making them please.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
GORDON
Site Admin
Posts: 56735
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:43 pm
Location: DTManistan
Contact:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Post by GORDON »

Agreed. Also need yet more implied princess anal.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Post Reply