The Merry Christmas Thread

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:26 am

I think more restaurants should be open on christmas. There have to be more people like me who don't really care about the holiday and just want to go out to dinner and a movie, today. Add a $5 "Christmas Premium" on to every diner, pay the employees who volunteer to work double time, and everyone is happy.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:38 pm

What's wrong with IHOP, Dennys, and Waffle House?

Post by **Troy** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:33 pm

Merry Christmas Dudes!

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:43 pm

TheCatt wrote:What's wrong with IHOP, Dennys, and Waffle House?

Or put a sign on the door that wsays "50% gratuity added to all bills on xmas." I'd happily pay that. This way the servers are happy to be there.... since "double time" for a server is still almost nothing.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:03 pm

Bah to the power of humbug.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:51 pm

I find this article unnerving on a few levels.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:39 pm

My wife got two for our twins before they became the hot toy. I pleaded with her to sell them online when prices hit $600-$1200. She didn't and while the ones my kids got weren't duds, they sit collecting dust now that they've hatched.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:27 pm

Oh man... should have sold.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:20 pm

It gets better.

But the series of videos popping up online are similar, and parents claim the "f--- me" line -- only uttered when the creature is sleeping -- wasn't taught by their children.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:01 pm

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:37 am

Lawsuit.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:45 pm

Forgot. Got this for xmas:

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:23 pm

The best advent calendar ever. NSFW!!

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:05 pm

The SFW version is pretty good too

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:46 am

Merry/Happy Holidays/Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus!

(Sorry, Kwanza has been dropped due to inactivity and it not being a real holiday.)

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 12:49 pm

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Chanukkah, Merry Festivus, and Happy Kwanazaa! (Because I'm not racist like Leisher)

Post by **Vince** » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:39 am

Merry Christmas everyone.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:16 pm

TheCatt wrote: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Chanukkah, Merry Festivus, and Happy Kwanazaa! (Because I'm not racist like Leisher)

It wasn't racist. It was a business decision. Like how black Barbies are limited and always on sale because they don't sell.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:34 pm

Leisher wrote: Like how black Barbies are limited

What, all black people are retarded now?

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:52 pm

TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: Like how black Barbies are limited
What, all black people are retarded now?

Even my black grandpa just laughed at that.

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