At' Dem Flicks w\ Malcolm - Friday the 13th, Part V

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Dear god, was there even a movie during that ninety minutes or was it just randomly edited stunt footage w\ spliced in horrible acting? Again, Manfredini's music & Savini's special make-up effects are the only bright spots. Too bad the rest of the film is a black hole of talent & manages to suck in anything worthwhile & convert into energy only to churn out another pathetic "gotcha" moment.

Verdict : 0 fucking stars. This movie makes "House of the Dead 2" look like "The Godfather."
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Isn't this the one that doesn't even have Jason in it?
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Isn't this the one that doesn't even have Jason in it?
Yea, you're definitely on the right track. He appears in some dude's hallucinations, but that's about it.
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