Synopsis:
A group of complete dumb-asses bore the everloving fuck out of you for ninety minutes.
Review:
Peter Facinelli (the poor man's Tom Cruise) drags various members of his family and their friends to some godawful part of South America where their stupid bitch of a local tour guide gets them flash-flooded off a road. They manage to find the eeriest, creepiest, most fucked up mansion in the entire continent to take refuge in.
Verdict:
Fucking bad.
The Damned
The Damned
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."