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You play with me at night before going to sleep.

You can't get caught fiddling with me at work.

You only let a select few people touch me.

What am I?
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Your phone?
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I will reveal the answer later...tater.
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A fiddle.
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Your mom
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I want to change my answer to Leisher's mom.
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plutonium
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Leisher's mom with plutonium.
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Gordn's bunghole.

I'd say phone, but #1 is not true for me. typicaly dont use my phone last few hours of any day
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Clearly it's supposed to be your penis, but "the select few people" kills that. Incidentally, that also disqualifies Gordon's bunghole. Both are available for all to use.

Phone is the correct answer.
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A phone doesn't fit. After I get home I don't pick up my phone again until I'm leaving the next day and need to put it in my pocket.

Clearly the correct answer is plutonium.
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Leisher wrote:Clearly it's supposed to be your penis, but "the select few people" kills that. Incidentally, that also disqualifies Gordon's bunghole. Both are available for all to use.

Phone is the correct answer.
Why, you.
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Yeah, this riddle kind of sucks. I was going to say "single malt scotch."
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