Synopsis:
It's the flip side of Pathfinder straight from 1978.
Review:
Starring Lee Majors, Cornel Wilde, and Katherine Freeman (old woman who played Mama Fratelli in The Goonies -- you would immediately recognize her). Some Vikings invade the east coast of the US looking for their king, who tried the same invasion bit a year ago and got his ass captured by Injuns. Since it was the ''70s, by law you had to have a black guy in there, so we're introduced to a weird-ass background subplot to explain how a DE for the LA Rams (there were a couple NFL players in the cast) ended up raiding and plundering with a horny helmet. The entire flick is B-grade, if that.
Verdict:
You can probably invent a more interesting screenplay in your head with the first couple sentences of the review.
The Norsemen
The Norsemen
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."