Trump 2016

[Malcolm]

I guess I got used to the company of Marines, and shit. That talk is just talk, and the ones who spoke that way... it never worked, and they didn't get women. I am not going to faint over it, and I'm not going to let the Hillary camp tell me how I should be feeling about it.

I refuse to use the word "deplorable" unironically.

Voting for Donnie Dumb-ass is deplorable under any circumstances. Over half the registered US voters are women. If they're voting for Trump, they're doing it out of Hillary spite and they're doing it regardless of who her opponent is. A warm corpse could put up Trump numbers. I'm trying to picture a female getting enthusiastic about voting for Trump short of having brain damage or being bribed.

[GORDON]

If women hate that kind of language, who bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

[TPRJones]

Donald Trump != Christian Grey

If 50 Shades of Grey the movie had Trump in the role instead, it would have done rather poorly.

[Troy]

I'm hoping that was a meta "she was asking for it" joke. Which I took it as, and laughed.

[Troy]

I feel like in any other election year, one candidate threatening to throw the other in jail if they won would make more news. Even in the DRC, Amnesty International is "only" looking at the government for revoking political opponent's right to travel post-election

[Malcolm]

Donald Trump != Christian Grey

Yeah, I'm willing to bet there are at least a few BDSM rapist mega-rich dudes I'd vote for over Don. Shit, didn't he at least need a contract signed?

After more thought, I think the only person who can save the Reality TV Party is ...

Caesar Milan. It might win back the Latinos and since no other fucking thing in the world seems to have worked to instill a fucking microgram of self-discipline into him, I don't see how they have much to lose.

[Malcolm]

Trump going more insane.

"Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don't know how to win - I will teach them," he tweeted.

He later followed up with:

"Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, Living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people! A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!"

[Vince]

If women hate that kind of language, who bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

If people hate clowns so much, how come "It" sold so many copies?

[Leisher]

If women hate that kind of language, who bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

The majority of women want to be whores in the bedroom. I can confirm that after years of extensive research...with your moms.

The majority of women don't want to be treated as whores outside of the bedroom. (There's a problem here, but it's a long conversation off topic from Trump so I won't go into it.)

One thing nobody has addressed about Trump's comments is that he clearly had success previously with that method. If not, then his talk was all bravado and should be dismissed as such. But I'd pay a month's salary that at least one married woman allowed him to be aggressive because of his fame and power. (And fuck anyone that wants to pretend that those two things are a huge turn on for the majority of women.)

This is not defending him, but for fuck's sake, let's reign in our outrage. Let's stop pretending that powerful men don't have whores who will do anything for a taste of that life. Let's stop pretending that a lot of men don't objectify women. Let's stop pretending that grabbing someone's pussy is worse than 30,000 classified emails.

And again, I'm NOT voting for this tool, but the way people act like everything he does is worse behavior than his actual behavior. At least he's being real.

[Malcolm]

This is not defending him, but for fuck's sake, let's reign in our outrage. Let's stop pretending that powerful men don't have whores who will do anything for a taste of that life. Let's stop pretending that a lot of men don't objectify women. Let's stop pretending that grabbing someone's pussy is worse than 30,000 classified emails.

You're comparing apples to oranges. I find both things despicable. But as for Trump, I don't give a fuck how many men do it. I don't care how real they are. I don't give a fuck how often it works to their advantage. I've had to put people's brains back together once too often after shitbags break them and I reserve a special brand of hatred for them.

[Leisher]

You're comparing apples to oranges.

Fine. You're making my point for me. One is a guy being a pig. The other is an elected official in a position of power exposing government secrets because she's trying to hide shady shit she's doing on the DL.

One is a chauvinistic view of women. The other can get people killed.

Please tell me how much worse his comments are over her literal definition of treason.

But as for Trump, I don't give a fuck how many men do it. I don't care how real they are. I don't give a fuck how often it works to their advantage. I've had to put people's brains back together once too often after shitbags break them and I reserve a special brand of hatred for them.

Again, not defending any of his words, but I'm sick of people pretending they're not from a real part of our society like it's him and only him.

Chelsea Clinton famously told her military escorts that "my parents say you're all dumb asses and serve us" or something along those lines. When it comes to running a nation, which is truly a worse attitude? Both suck, but why do we focus on one and pretend the other never happened?

Defend your non-stop criticism of him however you want, but the fact that she's walking around with blood all over her hands and nobody in the MSM or on the left politically wants to address any of it speaks volumes.

At least Republicans have had the balls to tell their people to vote against him or ask him to drop out. Democrats seem to not give a fuck about their candidate's lack of ethics.

By the way, go look up her past of defending her husband's actions and defending rapists and child molesters when she was a lawyer and tell me how much more she respects women's rights than he does. How many fewer brains she's broken.

Gary Johnson 2016

[Malcolm]

Please tell me how much worse his comments are over her literal definition of treason.

You can discuss treason with the agencies that declined to prosecute her. Let me know when your indictment goes through.

His comments betray his small, pathetically underdeveloped personality and his top mental capacity -- which is somewhere along the lines of a fratboy on a coke binge.

Again, not defending any of his words, but I'm sick of people pretending they're not from a real part of our society like it's him and only him.

When those fucktards are caught on tape saying similar things and running for prez, let me know.

Chelsea Clinton famously told her military escorts that "my parents say you're all dumb asses and serve us" or something along those lines. When it comes to running a nation, which is truly a worse attitude? Both suck, but why do we focus on one and pretend the other never happened?

She's not running for office. Nor is Bill. I find it astounding people are so confused about this.

Democrats seem to not give a fuck about their candidate's lack of ethics.

I feel the same way about the tools voting for Donnie Dickhead.

By the way, go look up her past of defending her husband's actions and defending rapists and child molesters when she was a lawyer and tell me how much more she respects women's rights than he does.

You need to tell me what you're smoking such that you think I'm supporting her.

[TPRJones]

One is a chauvinistic view of women. The other can get people killed.

Please tell me how much worse his comments are over her literal definition of treason.

If his comment is just more of his bullshit, then of course her treason is worse. But if he did grab 'em by the pussy against their will then that's rape and can be worse than treason depending on the level of treason involved. Which in this case I think is less bad than rape.

[Leisher]

You can discuss treason with the agencies that declined to prosecute her. Let me know when your indictment goes through.

I'm sure my progress would rank right up there with not voting, but complaining on message boards.

His comments betray his small, pathetically underdeveloped personality and his top mental capacity -- which is somewhere along the lines of a fratboy on a coke binge.

Cut the shit. You're smarter than this bigoted comment. His comments show off his privileged life and his social retardedness, not capacity for his intelligence.

When those fucktards are caught on tape saying similar things and running for prez, let me know.

Personally, I think it's far, far scarier that that part of society isn't in the public eye. By the way, all those Hollywood types making videos bashing Trump? Gave a standing ovation to a convicted child molester.

Like I said, different levels of society, power, and money.

She's not running for office. Nor is Bill. I find it astounding people are so confused about this.

This is pretty stupid. Are we really now saying that family members don't matter? Their words and actions mean nothing? Even when mama bear was publicly defending those actions? Didn't you criticize Trump's wife for her recent speech? Silly you! Don't you realize she's not running for office? Again, cut the shit. All that's relevant and you know it. The Clintons weren't millionaires before Bill took office, now they're throwing Chelsea a $3 million wedding. Not relevant though! Trump's casino's going under even though he hasn't owned them for decades, now that's relevant...

I feel the same way about the tools voting for Donnie Dickhead.

I don't understand how anyone is voting for either of them. I don't think a vote for either is justifiable in any way.

You need to tell me what you're smoking such that you think I'm supporting her.

I'm just saying that if the media watchdogs did a breakdown of your political posts, a court would convict you.

[Leisher]

One is a chauvinistic view of women. The other can get people killed.

Please tell me how much worse his comments are over her literal definition of treason.

If his comment is just more of his bullshit, then of course her treason is worse. But if he did grab 'em by the pussy against their will then that's rape and can be worse than treason depending on the level of treason involved. Which in this case I think is less bad than rape.

Serious question: Is it rape or just sexual assault? Rape is getting to be as overused as racism.

And I stand by my statement about his statement

It was either bravado or learned behavior thanks to women in his past. Still not ok, but it does explain things and shouldn't be ignored.

Oh, and rape vs treason... I think treason is worse as it can result in deaths. Being alive > being dead.

[TheCatt]

Let's stop pretending that a lot of men don't objectify women. Let's stop pretending that grabbing someone's pussy is worse than 30,000 classified emails.

Give or take 29,928. 72 is the # you are looking for, by one count.

[TheCatt]

Please tell me how much worse his comments are over her literal definition of treason.

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

[Malcolm]

His comments show off his privileged life and his social retardedness, not capacity for his intelligence.

No, I think the upper limit of his comprehension is a fucking low-ass ceiling.

Personally, I think it's far, far scarier that that part of society isn't in the public eye. By the way, all those Hollywood types making videos bashing Trump? Gave a standing ovation to a convicted child molester.

Like I said, different levels of society, power, and money.

They're. Not. Fucking. Running. For. President. Does that make them horrible, hypocritical human beings? Sure. I'm also quite glad they're not making important decisions in D.C. I'd rather them not make important decisions in Hollywood, but those elections are really hard to register for.

Didn't you criticize Trump's wife for her recent speech?

Didn't he make his family like 50% of the speakers at the RNC because almost no one else of any notoriety would accept?

I'm just saying that if the media watchdogs did a breakdown of your political posts, a court would convict you.

What ayohuasca tainted beverage are you consuming? I have to talk to your importer. Please, go find all my pro-Hillary posts. I want to see where I tell people to go vote for her. Are you suffering from the same shared delusion as Bill Maher and Newt Gingrich that slamming one candidate is tantamount to lifting another? Are they attached in some kind of pulley system?

[TPRJones]

Serious question: Is it rape or just sexual assault? Rape is getting to be as overused as racism.

I would consider anything involving unwanted insertion of a sexual nature to be rape. And if you've grabbed someone by the pussy against their will there's probably going to be insertion involved as a part of that, I would think. I would imagine he's using something like a modified one-hole bowling ball grip.

[TheCatt]

Serious question: Is it rape or just sexual assault? Rape is getting to be as overused as racism.

I would consider anything involving unwanted insertion of a sexual nature to be rape. And if you've grabbed someone by the pussy against their will there's probably going to be insertion involved as a part of that, I would think. I would imagine he's using something like a modified one-hole bowling ball grip.

You know, I debated this mentally when I first heard the words. Like does he mean vagina, and thus what TPR describes? Or does he mean labia, and he's doing a kind of pinch grip? Or is it just a hand outside, pulling them close?