Synopsis:
It's like Home Alone, except there are two annoying kid protagonists and one villain.
Review:
Two twerp pretweens boys swipe a cop car belonging to a corrupt, murdering lying asshole (edited for redundancy) pig played by Kevin Bacon, and I swear to god he stole Donald Sutherland's mustache. Anyhow, Kevvy has a douchebag he's planning on executing later in the trunk. Half flick is the kids driving the car offroad while Sheriff Footloose tries to trick them into revealing their locale. The other half starts when they hear noises from the trunk.
Verdict:
Yawn. What a bullshit script.
Cop Car
Re: Cop Car
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: Cop Car
Leisher wrote:Reviewed previously.
Yeah...The following words in your search query were ignored because they are too common words: cop car.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I searched for "Bacon" and found it instantly.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
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Sumbitch. These are literally the only two threads that come up. We don't mention his name anywhere else?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Cop Car
That's impossible. He's the Samuel L. Jackson of white guys.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell