$4.5 Billion to $0

[Leisher]

Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos lost some value.

On a totally unrelated note, she's one of those women that's kind of attractive in one picture, and then completely not attractive in another.

[TheCatt]

Yeah, I think she was pretty attractive when I saw her picture and said she was worth billions, and now she's not so attractive.

[Leisher]

You're a whore.

[Troy]

Wild story. She was the toast of the town when I moved out here. Unicorn startup doing amazing things in the medical space. So many articles about how she was the up-and-coming thing and she was what young girls in school should aspire for. In the end it was all smoke and mirrors.

As far as her attractiveness, I dug her brain when I thought she had actually come up with a method of testing blood faster than the industry standard, and requiring much less material to do so. Looks wise, she always looked like she needed to sleep for about a week and stop putting so much make-up on. Now we know she wasn't sleeping because her business model was a fucking sham, which will probably do that to a person.

[TheCatt]

You're a whore.

At least I'm an expensive whore.

[Leisher]

You're a whore.

At least I'm an expensive whore.

Well, we don't know that. We just know your price is somewhere between $1 and $4.5 billion.

[TheCatt]

You're a whore.

At least I'm an expensive whore.

Well, we don't know that. We just know your price is somewhere between $1 and $4.5 billion.

I'd be a whore to a moderately attractive woman for $1 billion.

[GORDON]

I'd let Steve Buscemi fuck me for a billion. With kissing and eye contact.

But only for like 2 hours. I have limits.

[Leisher]

I'd be a whore to a moderately attractive woman for $1 billion.

You're a lying whore because you know you'd do a moderately attractive woman for a lot less.

I'd let Steve Buscemi fuck me for a billion. With kissing and eye contact.

But only for like 2 hours. I have limits.

That is hilarious and disturbingly truthful.

[Malcolm]

I'd let Steve Buscemi fuck me for a billion. With kissing and eye contact.

But only for like 2 hours. I have limits.

That is hilarious and disturbingly truthful.

Bullshit. You know you'd give him the first hour free.

[Leisher]

I'd let Steve Buscemi fuck me for a billion. With kissing and eye contact.

But only for like 2 hours. I have limits.

That is hilarious and disturbingly truthful.

Bullshit. You know you'd give him the first hour free.

Depends on his cuddling policy.

[GORDON]

As long as the billion is still part of the deal.

[Malcolm]

Walgreens does a cut and run.