Hah.

Answer: California, New York, and Texas. Question: Name the three biggest states in terms of electoral votes who have called fraud on Trump U.
But in Texas, "to become licensed as a real estate broker you must have 900 hours of classroom instruction and 2 years selling experience,” Berlin said, in the memo the Democratic super PAC American Bridge 21st Century uncovered through a public records request and provided to USA TODAY. The information given to students by Trump University “is essentially unusable,” and students “will be unable to recoup their investment in the course, much less make a profit, as promised by Trump U,” Berlin wrote.
They respond by packing up and leaving.
In an email this week, AG spokeswoman Teresa Farfan told USA TODAY that after the office opened its probe, “we understand they left Texas.”
Trump University did not promise, nor was its curriculum designed to teach students to become a real estate broker...
Sure.
How would you like to work with Donald Trump’s Real Estate Experts? This is not something we offer to just anyone
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You know who my boss is right? Mr. Trump is on a mission to create the next wave of independently wealthy entrepreneurs in America. Is that YOU
How could someone mistake that for real estate training? But it gets better. After fleecing people for as much cash as possible, Donald "The Ambulatory Asshole" Trump then blames their lack of commitment and drive for their failure:
Trump general counsel Alan Garten said that Trump University had a very generous refund policy, with students allowed to seek refunds within three days of signing up, or at the end of their first day in a course. He said the plaintiffs, not Trump University, were the cause for their own disappointment.
“When get into the classes, they found it was far more involved, and required far more dedication and commitment they were willing to give,” he said.
But perhaps these are just the malcontents.
On Wednesday, Trump's campaign posted a video of three people identified as former Trump University students speaking about how pleased they were with the program.
See, someone genuinely liked it.
But USA TODAY discovered that the participants in the video all had other ties to Trump, including one whose company makes a protein drink that Trump is selling at several of his properties.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."