Really, really, really, long, but in a good way.
Doesn't hold a flame to any LOTRings tho
King Kong - no spoiler
This is the easiest movie in the world to review. Four fucking hours. If you want to know if your particular slice of time is worth watching, ask yourself these two questions and refer to the scene on the screen:
1) Is the action taking place on Skull Island?
2) Are some large creatures trying to kill something?
If you responded "no" to either, then fast forward until both criteria are met.
1) Is the action taking place on Skull Island?
2) Are some large creatures trying to kill something?
If you responded "no" to either, then fast forward until both criteria are met.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."