Angriest Whopper

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 4:21 pm

I'll try it.

I've severely scaled back on the amount of fast food I eat, but I'll give this a try.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:01 pm

I wonder what color this one will make your poop.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:15 pm

I really liked the Angry Whopper, but it was really close to being too hot for me so I'll skip the Angriest Whopper. It might kill me.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:16 pm

Burger Thing? Do they sell food yet?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:23 pm

They've been selling hot dogs in our market. They're just grilled hot dogs, plain and simple.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:24 pm

GORDON wrote:They've been selling hot dogs in our market. They're just grilled hot dogs, plain and simple.

So ... no?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:29 pm

No Malcolm they aren't selling escargot and caviar so there's nothing for you there.

Post by **Troy** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:42 pm

If I knew where a burger king was I would totally go buy a grilled hotdog from them for lunch.

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Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:24 pm

Meh. If there's a Sonic Drive-In or a James Coney Island anywhere around your area then you already have access to much better dogs than the ones at Burger King. I was not impressed.

Only reason I still go there is because it's the only place I can get a cola ICEE.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:33 pm

GORDON wrote:No Malcolm they aren't selling escargot and caviar so there's nothing for you there.

Both on my top ten list of "fast food you should never buy."

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:45 pm

Both are on my list of "food you should never eat."

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:50 pm

Just a quick note: Burger King now has a Dr Pepper shake. Skip it. Bleagh.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:02 pm

TPRJones wrote:Just a quick note: Burger King now has a Dr Pepper shake. Skip it. Bleagh.

Sad.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:13 pm

TPRJones wrote:Just a quick note: Burger King now has a Dr Pepper shake. Skip it. Bleagh.

Theoretically that seems like it should taste like a cross between a shake and a float. no?

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:18 pm

You would think. It's really just a vanilla shake with some DP syrup in it for flavor. Without the carbonation this is not ideal. It's got no acidic bite like real DP does, it's all just a sugary mess.

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Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:21 pm

Yeah, bummer.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:48 pm

GORDON wrote:Both are on my list of "food you should never eat."

Escargot isn't bad if you like shitloads of garlic. Caviar is a bitch to get your hands because even the decent kinds are hundreds of dollars for a few ounces. The nice ones are thousands. The best go into tens of thousands and beyond.

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Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:48 pm

Shame. Cuz Coke Slurpees are the bomb, and I was hoping soda shakes would be similarly wonderful.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:57 pm

TheCatt wrote:Shame. Cuz Coke Slurpees are the bomb, and I was hoping soda shakes would be similarly wonderful.

Frozen Cokes are the bizzomb, my total faves.

My local movie theater had frozen cokes.

They replaced them with raspberry. Now the 3 selections are raspberry, strawberry, and blue.

It's almost enough to make me go into a mother fucking rampage.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:51 pm

GORDON wrote:Now the 3 selections are raspberry, strawberry, and blue.

The blue is already raspberry! It's blue raspberry!