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TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote:And I am pretty sure that the presenter in the dress is actually a dude, but my wife insists she is a woman. A lesbian woman... but my wife says she's not hanging dong. Her arms are bigger than mine and she has the jawline of a linebacker, and her dress covers the area where the adam's apple would be. I'm not convinced, yet. I think it's a dude. Name is Robin-something.
From that description, it must be Robin Roberts.
I am envious of her shoulders. I do a lot of shoulder work trying to get those shoulders.
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Naomi Watts is like BAM. Srsly, 47.

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Well, the nice thing about the lack of diversity. Every black actor in a movie got in the intro sequence.

8 clips from Straight Outta Compton in that intro. You know, 8 for every 1 nomination it got.




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Chris Rock delivered. I loved every moment of that uncomfortable opening.



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And that "black people in white movies" thing was insane

Prediction: Chris Rock is going to take a lot of shit from the black community that can't laugh at themselves.
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"And we're black."
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GORDON wrote:Chris Rock delivered. I loved every moment of that uncomfortable opening.
He did well.
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Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
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Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
I already hate the Revenant director and I can't even remember his name.
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Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
I already hate the Revenant director and I can't even remember his name.
It's the same dude that did Birdman, which I kind of liked ... but there wasn't shit to WITNESS in it.
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"gender confirmation surgery." is that the new PC phrase?
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One needs surgery to confirm one's gender?
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I'd never heard that phrase before tonight. I'm asking.
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Needing to be cut to confirm your gender implies your balls/ovaries are lost somewhere in your body and exploratory surgery is the only option. Whatever it may be, it is not anything close to accurate.
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In Memoriam snubs.

How do you leave out Abe? The guy wasn't just in films and TV, but was also a pop culture icon for decades.
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Leisher wrote:In Memoriam snubs.

How do you leave out Abe? The guy wasn't just in films and TV, but was also a pop culture icon for decades.
That does seem odd. Maybe the In Memoriam is for 2015? I dunno.
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Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
Seems this won six total awards, most of any flick that night. Naturally, it misses the two biggest ones.
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That's only because they couldn't give Charlize Theron Best Actor.
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