Deadpool -- SPOILERS

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Copycat minus the shapeshifting abilities? Ajax seemed weak, stupid, and noticeably armourless. Angel Dust was goddamned near wasted except for her fight with Colossus, and she had no time limit on her tanking. Speaking of Colossus, the C-man isn't a good sub for Cable, which brings me to my next point. Deadpool gets manic and repetitive by himself, like an ultraviolent Robin Williams. Cable's damn near the perfect foil, and I hope they aren't yanking my chain about bringing him in for the sequel. Why the fuck did they give Negasonic the energy projection?
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So I can think of two scenes... maybe 3.... that would need to be removed before I'd let my kid watch it...

1. RR/MB sex scene

2. Strip club boobies

3. MAYBE the 2 second shot of DP skinning the frog.
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Is that big metal guy with the russian accent supposed to be the teenager we've seen in past movies? I don't remember him having a russian accent in those.

Also, "Which one, Stewart or McAvoy?"




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MERGE because reading is h4rd.
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GORDON wrote:Is that big metal guy with the russian accent supposed to be the teenager we've seen in past movies? I don't remember him having a russian accent in those.

Also, "Which one, Stewart or McAvoy?"

It's supposed to be Colossus, yeah, but they couldn't get the actor back to reprise the role, so they CG'd the fuck out of a stuntman/bodybuilder and hired a new voice.




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Malcolm wrote:MERGE because reading is h4rd.
It'll be hard when you GFY, too.
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GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:MERGE because reading is h4rd.
It'll be hard when you GFY, too.
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