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Malcolm
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Jesus H. Assfucking Lapdancing Christ Almighty, this film just didn't need to get made. Some French bastard directs it (badly). It's the same old song & dance for the musical tunes, which are probably the best part of the flick. The part of this that pissed me off most was the attempted humanizing of the supervillain. What crackpot thought that shit up? After innumerable stabbings, immolations, gunshot wounds, etc., can the writers actually believe that a fucking 8- or 10-year old child using oversimplified psycho babble is going to dissuade an amoral killing machine?

Verdict : 1 star
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yes, yes, but is there any horror-movie boobage?
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yes, yes, but is there any horror-movie boobage?
Yup. In a barn, too.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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