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Wow. This movie was bad. I had forgot just how bad and figured it'd be a fun trip down memory lane. I was wrong.

Even Heather Graham and Gary Oldman actually trying couldn't save this film.
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Leisher wrote:Heather Graham [...] actually trying couldn't save this film.
You mean she takes her tits out?
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I had the same impulse as Leisher a few months ago. Same reaction. The coolest bit about the flick is the deep-space spiders. They outperform all the other actors.
You mean she takes her tits out?

Tragically, no, I think it's PG-13. But even that couldn't save it. Heather Graham could walk around with no clothes for the entire movie and it would still kind of suck.
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Edit out the pink space monkey and it becomes a much better movie. I think I read it was added late in production for something for the kiddies to enjoy.
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Heather Graham could walk around with no clothes for the entire movie and it would still kind of suck.


You shut your mouth!
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Leisher wrote:
Heather Graham could walk around with no clothes for the entire movie and it would still kind of suck.
You shut your mouth!
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She's not even around for at least a third of that flick.
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What does that have to do with the offensive and incorrect comment you made?

By the way, did I miss something or did the movie end and Smith's wound was never fixed? So he would still become that creature sometime in the future.
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Offensive? This gets better and better.
By the way, did I miss something or did the movie end and Smith's wound was never fixed? So he would still become that creature sometime in the future.

Presumably treated after they hyper jump off to wherever for the never made sequel. I should also note this flick has the first Meg Griffin.




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Hell yes offensive. You screw or don't screw who you want, but don't you ever suggest that Heather Graham naked couldn't save a film.

Penny was the original Meg?
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Penny was the original Meg?

It is indeed a young Lacey Chabert.

but don't you ever suggest that Heather Graham naked couldn't save a film.

I'll file away this nerve ending for future reference.
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