By Rotten Tomatoes.
Not all are technically "Marvel" movies, but they all feature Marvel characters.
Marvel films ranked
Everything after Thor: Dark World is a dumpster fire of a toilet, with the additional mention of Spider-Man 2. An overrated piece of shit.
Spiderman 3? Emo Tobey? Fuck you. Blades are watchable, except 3, it's rightfully bottom of that franchise.
Just because I can, my list:
There is nothing, I repeat, nothing worse than Howard the Duck as far as a Marvel character's film goes. In terms of quality, it was worse than Dolph Lundgren's Punisher and on par with Roger Corman's Fantastic Four. But given the massive budget Howard had to play with, it's an even larger disappointment.
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Spider-Man 3
Hulk
X-Men: The Last Stand
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Blade II
Blade
Daredevil
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
The Punisher
Fantastic Four
Blade: Trinity
Punisher: War Zone
Ghost Rider
The Punisher
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Howard the Duck
Elektra
Spiderman 3? Emo Tobey? Fuck you. Blades are watchable, except 3, it's rightfully bottom of that franchise.
Just because I can, my list:
Blade II
Punisher: War Zone
Blade
The Punisher
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Hulk
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
The Punisher
Ghost Rider
Daredevil
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man 3
Elektra
Howard the Duck
There is nothing, I repeat, nothing worse than Howard the Duck as far as a Marvel character's film goes. In terms of quality, it was worse than Dolph Lundgren's Punisher and on par with Roger Corman's Fantastic Four. But given the massive budget Howard had to play with, it's an even larger disappointment.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I disagree with both lists.
I don't think the Blade movies were awful. Hell, I'd rank at least the original above Thor: The Dark World.
I also don't think Thomas Jane's Punisher was terrible. It's wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.
ASM2 I'd move towards the top of the bottom simply because Emma Stone IS Gwen Stacy.
Oh, and fuck X-Men Origins: Wolverine and everyone who had a hand in writing it.
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I don't think the Blade movies were awful. Hell, I'd rank at least the original above Thor: The Dark World.
I also don't think Thomas Jane's Punisher was terrible. It's wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.
ASM2 I'd move towards the top of the bottom simply because Emma Stone IS Gwen Stacy.
Oh, and fuck X-Men Origins: Wolverine and everyone who had a hand in writing it.
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Leisher wrote:I disagree with both lists.
I don't think the Blade movies were awful. Hell, I'd rank at least the original above Thor: The Dark World.
I also don't think Thomas Jane's Punisher was terrible. It's wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.
ASM2 I'd move towards the top of the bottom simply because Emma Stone IS Gwen Stacy.
Oh, and fuck X-Men Origins: Wolverine and everyone who had a hand in writing it.
I give Blade II a higher slot than I. Steven Dorff wasn't doing it. Del Toro's touch was evident.
TJ's Punisher ranks below Punisher: WZ. However, as I just looked up, WZ had an extra $2M in the budget. WTF? WZ is over-the-top violent and brutal. Here's the director of the TJ one:
The Punisher doesn’t just go around blowing people away; he uses guile and cunning just as much as he does weaponry and physical combat.
Sometimes that's pretty much what he does, blows people the fuck away.
If ASM2 was called "Gwen Stacy 2," I might cut it some slack.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."