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Analeigh Tipton is unemployed and coming off a bad breakup that has crushed her. Her friends convince her to get laid, so she goes online and meets Miles Teller. She heads to his house for some lovin' and they get snowed in so they're stuck together.

A bit of movie making 101 as the story is predictable, but Miles and Analeigh are pretty solid. They have good on screen chemistry, and both are written to be very charming, and far sharper than anyone their age in that situation in real life would be.

The ending gets pretty dumb due to the solution Miles' character uses to resolve the story line issue they're given.

This movie is carried by the acting and chemistry of its two stars. The story is pretty far fetched. The movie's not really great, not really bad. It's a movie I probably would have loved when I was younger and single because it would have "spoke to me". In fact, I'd absolutely recommend it to young, single people. Everyone else can skip it. Not that it's awful, but it's been done and there's really nothing about it that needs to be seen.

Analeigh Tipton is hot though despite her alienish looks. (That's a joke from the movie.)
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Leisher wrote:Analeigh Tipton is hot though despite her alienish looks. (That's a joke from the movie.)
Noe a joke, true.
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You mofos got a real loose description of "alien."
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Her eyes are REALLY big.

I'd hit it though.
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I'm not seeing REALLY big.
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That's because in that picture her eyes are closed. At least as closed as she can get them.

Her eyes are what Japanese guys jack off to when they think of Western women.
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All I see are aliens.
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It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
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Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
Y'all are picky beyond belief.
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Malcolm wrote:
Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
Y'all are picky beyond belief.
Cuz we can be :)
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Malcolm wrote:
Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
Y'all are picky beyond belief.
Don't get me wrong, I don't find her unattractive. There's just something kind of "off" about her face and I'm not sure what it is. She may have a near perfectly symmetrical face. I understand that people find those to look sort of "off".
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She reminds me of Fiona Apple (also hideous)
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WTF is wrong with you people? Is she alien?
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Catt is just nuts or fucking with you.

She's not hideous. I said I'd hit it. However, she does have the sort of face that might not be attractive once she hits middle age. Her prime years are right now when those facial features make her interesting. Once she's older she could very well look like this:
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I see what Catt's saying about Fiona Apple, as I can understand seeing a resemblance, and notice that she's not aging well...
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Malcolm wrote:WTF is wrong with you people? Is she alien?
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You mean she's now invisible to you as well?

She looks acceptable to me.
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Would hit with the almighty wrath of a thunderbolt. Ya'll are retarded.
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I'd hit it so hard they'd need a wrecker to straighten out the frame just so it could be rolled away.
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You people need standards. Or, maybe to visit heroin dens.
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