The impoverished dictatorship announced Friday that scientists have created a drug called Kumdang-2, made with ginseng grown with fertilizer and other “rare-earth elements.”
“Malicious virus infections like SARS, Ebola and MERS are diseases that are related to immune systems, so they can easily be treated by Kumdang-2 injection drug,” said a post on the Korean Central News Agency, the state’s official media site.
North Korea discovers panacea
Dare any of you to take a dose.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."