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[TheCatt]

Who knew?

[Vince]

I knew.

Then again, I am the recovering alcoholic...

[Malcolm]

Who knew?

Knew what? What's the mystery?

Edited because the quoted image is fucking huge. Like the gap in the Cleveland-GS game right now.



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[TPRJones]

I am also confuse. Is it that a bottle/can opener can open a can?

[Vince]

I was assuming that he meant that the little slot was for the tabs. It's one of those things not obvious by looking at it.

[TheCatt]

I was assuming that he meant that the little slot was for the tabs. It's one of those things not obvious by looking at it.

This. I've never known why a bottle opener had that extra slot.

[TheCatt]

I only hang out with skinny people now cuz of this crap.

[Malcolm]

3 stone? GODDAMN. That dog drew the short straw when it came to the dumb-asses that picked him out.

This. I've never known why a bottle opener had that extra slot.

Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.



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[Alhazad]

The hidden extra downside is that Andrew is now sexually aroused by the dog as well. He sure didn't pick his wife for her intelligence or pretty face, so he must be into fat.



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[TPRJones]

I only hang out with skinny people now cuz of this crap.

That's not because she's fat. That's because she's a bitch.

[TheCatt]

Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.

I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.

Your manliness has some serious gaps.

[GORDON]

Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.

I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.

Your manliness has some serious gaps.

I actually remember when you had to punch triangles on each side of the end of the can in order to drink a beer.

Also, those cans would rust.

[TPRJones]

Alright, grandpa, don't get yourself all worked up now. You know how you get.

[GORDON]

I wasn't old enough to drink them, I was probably 5 years old or so, but I remember seeing them.

[Vince]

What the hell kind of beer was that? I'm older than you and I don't remember anything like that.

[GORDON]

How would I remember? Let's see if google knows:

Hard to find, but here's where they talk about the history of the "church key" which they mention was used to open flat top beer cans.
http://www.churchkey.com/faq.html



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[GORDON]

Here we go.

https://www.google.com/search?....CCwQsAQ

I grew up next to a bar. I had drinky parents and uncles and grandparents. I know beer cans.



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[TPRJones]

Pull tops started being widely used in the mid-1960s. Either you are much older than I thought or someone was drinking some well-aged beer.

[Malcolm]

Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.

I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.

Your manliness has some serious gaps.

I actually remember when you had to punch triangles on each side of the end of the can in order to drink a beer.

Also, those cans would rust.

Oil cans. Fuck yeah.



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[GORDON]

Pull tops started being widely used in the mid-1960s. Either you are much older than I thought or someone was drinking some well-aged beer.

How old do you think I am, not counting my beer can knowledge?