Sitting at the bar at Longhorn and I'm two seats from a heavy set white lady who seems slightly trashy.
She orders a salad. It arrives and she's eating it for 5 minutes. All of a sudden after almost finishing it she says to the bartender, can you take this back and have them remake it? I can taste where the red onion was on here and then took it off.
Bartender said ok, got her a new salad, and the woman crushed it in the same amount of time it took to almost finish the first one.
Why do people have to do that? Also, she needs shower. I can smell her two chairs away.
I hate people
Why do people have to do that?
They've never worked a serving/busing/etc job in their life. I can almost guarantee she'll get a rat shit garnish on her next salad.
Not enough people have told them, "Go fuck yourself."
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