Navinder Singh Sarao, the British futures trader accused of playing a major role in causing the widespread “flash crash” of 2010, told the court on Wednesday that he had done nothing wrong, asserting that he was “just good at my job.”
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Yes, trillion. Dude's defense sounds strikingly similar to every cop every accused of wrongdoing:
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."