Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
(How does your nephew constantly get scooped on this event year after year?)
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Leisher wrote:He's not around as often, but Happy Birthday Unk!
(How does your nephew constantly get scooped on this event year after year?)
Yeah yeah, I told him in person this morning at a funeral. Yes, a funeral on his birthday. And last year, on his birthday, a funeral for the wife of the guy we buried today.
I also paid him a big chunk of what I owed him for the recent construction, so he told me he would not be over to work tomorrow because he will be celebrating his birthday tonight and will need a day to recover.
Go, old man.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."