Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Having children is the most selfish thing a person can do. If they're doing it right it's also the last selfish thing they do, but that's a different topic.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
That's just the Catholic version of a membership drive.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell