Until you randomly raid the yard of that one neighbour who's pissed you off for the past couple years...
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Troy wrote:One step away here. It'll take one guy being funny and taking a dump on a lawn and then all human have to get swabbed too.
Non-canine shit was going to be my next one-up. Alternatively you could conjure up some convincing fakes with a bit of cocoa powder.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."