Middle Ages making a comeback

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:57 pm

In Dubai. Goddamn. Uptight as the Amish.

Post by **Vince** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:04 pm

At least with the Amish they don't try to stone you to death. And they sell some pretty good farm goods like honey and such.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:09 pm

We aren't lucky enough to have Selena Gomez stoned to death.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:23 pm

I've seen her naked.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:54 pm

GORDON wrote:I've seen her naked.

Then you're a sexual criminal.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:00 am

It was my understanding she was 18 at the time.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:30 pm

GORDON wrote:It was my understanding she was 18 at the time.

Jennifer Lawrence doesn't think that matters, sexual criminal. Stop eye-raping.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:31 pm

I can't help it if she allows me to see her naked.