I am flipping through the networks seeing what musical artists are playing. So far I recognize Elton John, Fergie, and Gwen Stefani. The other 80% of these acts I don't recognize and they look like whores or if they are dudes they look really effeminate.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Are you sure it isn't an '80s flashback? Nieces dose your drink again? Do you see any shoulder pads or leg warmers?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Taylor Swift was on the platform with Ryan Seacrest and 5 other dudes I didn't recognize. She was NOT dressed for the weather and was freezing her ass off, possibly dangerously so. She was barely dressed in 15 degree cold. I told my kid that a real man would have taken off his jacket and given it to the lady... none of those young punks made a move to take off their big warm jackets. But then Ryan Seacrest did, and no one knew what he was doing, removing all his microphone wires and shit. He punked all those other young douchebags when he gave a lady his coat.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
1) Taylor Swift is getting paid a fuckload for that performance. The promise of that kind of paycheck should warm you up.
2) Taylor Swift has a million assistants/ass-licks who should have though of this.
3) It's Taylor Swift. The world would be a better place if she never made music again.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
GORDON wrote:A lady was cold, and a gentleman will give her his coat. That's pretty much all there is to it.
She had millions of dollars and hours of planning. Do not encourage dumb-assery.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
GORDON wrote:It would be ungentlemanly to say so, though.
Fortunately, I'm not constrained by bullshit rules of arbitrary etiquette.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
