This reminds me of Hollywood Knights (a very underrated comedy) and the scene where Newbomb Turk is hiding from his brother under a car. His brother leaves and Newbomb comes out to his friends telling him his brother is looking for him. Newbomb responds, "That pussy is looking for me?"
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."