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It's not Thursday yet but this seems to be the full trailer.

http://youtu.be/RFinNxS5KN4
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I am entertained by viral marketing.

http://www.jurassicworld.com/
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Chris Pratt pre-pologizes.
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That's funny... Apologizing before he gives interviews because people always find something to be offended about.

He might be the awesomest guy in the world.
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Am I the only person who thinks they're giving away the ending in the trailers?
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Leisher wrote:Am I the only person who thinks they're giving away the ending in the trailers?
I mean, it's Jurassic World... how did you think it would end?
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TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:Am I the only person who thinks they're giving away the ending in the trailers?
I mean, it's Jurassic World... how did you think it would end?
Giant dinosaur orgy scene.
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Leisher wrote:Am I the only person who thinks they're giving away the ending in the trailers?
I think they "gave it away" when you say the flying pterodactyls/pteranodons. Do they have a big-ass dome over the entire place? Not to mention the fucking huge mosasaur they had jumping from the pool. Hope those fuckers never get loose in the ocean.
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I don't think anyone (making movies) gives a shit about trailers full of spoilers, any more. Every awesome moment in Avengers 2 was not only in the trailer, but extended clips of those scenes were released beforehand.
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Ok, I'm just guessing, but here's how I think the "big bad dino" is going to get killed:

SPOILER...MAYBE?

I'll write it backwards...taht ruasasom si gniog ot tae mih.
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I think it will learn how to use guns and them immediately shoot up a school and then its children will find them and accidentally kill themselves while Fox News plays in the background.
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Yeah but the marketing company would not be able to justify a multi-million dollar budget, doing that. And I bet you a dollar the marketing industry can produce plenty of marketing surveys as to why a common sense, simple campaign like the one above "just wouldn't work, darnit."
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Dibs on "Chris Pratt" for my Ark name

e: what's his actual characters name?




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They knocked this movie out of the motherfucking park.

Awesome film. HIGHEST recommendation.

The ending is phenomenal. There was a moment I got chills because of how well "it" was shot. The audience in my theater was cheering and clapping.

Honestly, they finally matched the magic of the first movie.
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Leisure doesn't give high praise lightly. I'm now rly looking forward to it next weekend.
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[url=http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainm ... lion_Openi
ng.html]Barely[/url] misses opening weekend record.
"Jurassic World" scored the year's biggest bow, just ahead of "Avengers: Age of Ultron" and its formidable $191.3 million opening last May. It ranks behind 2012's "Marvel's The Avengers" and its $207.4 million debut on the all-time list of openings.
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The reviews I've read have been pretty mediocre, aside from Leisher's.
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